Thursday, June 26, 2008

NINJA!?

Seriously, I haven't laughed so crazily for so long. I read what I think is the coolest official report ever. Honest. See it for yourself.



School locked down after 'NINJA' sighted in woods

AP - Thursday, June 26
BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.


Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
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Information from: Asbury Park Press, http://www.app.com

Me : WHAT THE......!? God Bless America.

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